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Kat O'9Tales
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« on: September 17, 2012, 04:35:51 PM »

This game begins with a situation. Then the next poster gives an answer, and then presents another situation. 

For example:
Poster 1:  Something you shouldn't say when you are on an aeroplane...

Poster 2: "Can you believe you can get explosives on board in your shoes? Look..."
                Something you shouldn't say at your first date.

Poster 3: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

. . . and so on. Ready?


Something you shouldn't say in an elevator.
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2012, 04:38:42 PM »

Sorry I could not resist and being the mother of two teenage boys I often have to bring myself down to their level.

"Who Farted" /party

Something you should not say at a wedding
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2012, 05:03:59 PM »

lmao

"Don't mind me, I'm just rearranging the seating chart."

Something you shouldn't say to a cop.
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2012, 05:11:53 PM »

LOL

Gee that uniform looks real for a stripper  /party

Something you should never say at a job interview
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2012, 05:25:21 PM »

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Something you should never say at a job interview

"you know, to calm my nerves I'm imagining you naked right now!"

Something you shouldn't say to Stephen Hawking.  ::)
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Matilda54
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2012, 05:36:40 PM »

Have you ever thought of changing your voice to Darth Vader /ROTFL

Things one should never say when going the airport security
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2012, 05:40:31 PM »

Have you ever thought of changing your voice to Darth Vader /ROTFL
 Bravo! /clap2 I was wondering who would take it on! :)

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Things one should never say when going the airport security

"Hey you! Big Guy! You know what TSA stands for? Thousands Standing Around!"

Something you shouldn't say to your future Mother-in-Law
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Kat O'9Tales
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2012, 06:12:00 PM »


"So, the trust funds upon your demise? How's your health?"

Something you shouldn't say on live TV.
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2012, 06:48:09 PM »


Something you shouldn't say on live TV.

"And now, over to that useless, lanky, ass-clown of a weatherman! Jim? What's the weekend looking like?"

Something you shouldn't say to Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2012, 05:25:30 AM »

Did you enjoy it?

something you should not say after sex :-X
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2012, 04:26:37 PM »

Does that come in an adult size?

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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2012, 06:16:29 PM »

I think we have the same taste in boys

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Something you should not say to teacher
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Matilda54
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2012, 06:29:49 PM »

Why did I only get a B - she got an A and I copied hers /ROTFL

Things you should not say to a bus driver - mm thinking about Keanu Reeeves now /drive
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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2012, 05:44:18 PM »

-Excusing me bus driver, where can I hide this suspicious looking black bag with a timer?

-Things you shouldn't say to a companion.

Btw I am new here. Hi!
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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2012, 05:53:55 PM »

Okay, I'm ready to try the swinging from the chandeliers. On the count of three . . . 

Something you shouldn't say to your boss.
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