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Matilda54
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« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2012, 05:57:40 PM »

Okay, I'm ready to start swinging from the chandeliers /ROTFL

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« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2012, 06:04:07 PM »

Okay I'm ready to start swinging....(oh we've done that!)  ;D

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My kid may be a B-student in French Literature but I'm an A-star in French Oral!   :P

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« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2012, 06:07:23 PM »

You ban contraception heres my 23 kids for you to bring up
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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2012, 06:07:52 PM »

You ban contraception heres my 23 kids for you to bring up

Sorry forgot to add the next bit

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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2012, 06:11:16 PM »

That syringe had my blood with AIDS on it.

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« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2012, 06:36:41 PM »

How does management feel about customers squeezing your melons?

Ok....no one answered Paul's question a few lines back so someone should since he is new.

After Paul's question is answered mine is
Things you shouldn't say to Sharon Stone....got any pointers on this one, James?   /cheers
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« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2012, 06:52:49 PM »


Ok....no one answered Paul's question a few lines back so someone should since he is new.


I think Kat with her swinging by the chandeliers did. :)

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(You could try asking her out for a drink. That appears not to work! ;))

but "Things you shouldn't say to Sharon Stone"

These ice cubes have all frozen together??? Do you have anything to break them apart?

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« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2012, 07:02:50 PM »


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I think Kat with her swinging by the chandeliers did. :)

Whoops!  Kat's reply was so slick, I completely thought she was just saying something off the cuff!  Thanks James and excellent reply, Kat!  Swinging from chandeliers.....hmmmm....idea for my next appointment.....and you know who you are.....

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You want me to do WHAT to earn that merit badge?!!!

Okay, things you shouldn't say to the Internal Revenue Service....
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« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2012, 07:39:51 PM »

I have never submitted any tax returns

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« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2012, 08:02:09 PM »

I'm a virgin

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« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2012, 12:48:13 AM »

Sooo...your daughter forgot this at my house (hands him a Lovers' bag), I loss her number, so can you please give it to her...th ththanks

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« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2012, 05:29:25 AM »

Your mom is great in bed.

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« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2012, 08:57:06 AM »

things you don't say before sex - what's your name again?? Very Bad
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« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2012, 09:55:22 AM »

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I can't pay you the balance I owe


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« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2012, 03:48:22 PM »

I hear you're having an affair with your chief-of-staff, does your wife know?

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