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Matilda54
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« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2012, 04:24:56 PM »

Would you like some red cordial?

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« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2012, 05:22:11 PM »

Oho, that white powder? It talc - honest.

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Matilda54
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« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2012, 05:26:14 PM »

Jan you just take about an inch off please :(  especially when they are male /ROTFL

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« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2012, 05:30:33 PM »

Oh, fuck me, yes! Harder!

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Matilda54
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« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2012, 05:36:16 PM »

Oh, fuck me, yes! Harder!

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Oh Kat, I never knew you could swear like that /LOL

If you think that ball was out, just wait to see where yours go when I smack them with this racket /ROTFL
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Matilda54
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« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2012, 05:48:44 PM »

AGAIN I forgot the next Question - brain freeze /party

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« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2012, 05:53:53 PM »

I'mpregnant. Your husband is the father.

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Matilda54
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« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2012, 05:58:23 PM »

Sorry I was just scrathcing my nose

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« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2012, 06:01:08 PM »

I just lost my jb and I need you to increase my credit limit and llower my interest rates.

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« Reply #39 on: September 20, 2012, 06:56:53 PM »

I see the sticker price says $20,000. That seems fair to me.

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« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2012, 06:58:44 PM »

Had enough?

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« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2012, 07:10:39 PM »

Had enough?

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 /ROTFL

The wrong persons name

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« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2012, 07:27:48 PM »

Quote from: Matilda
The wrong persons name
Isn't that what the phrase "Oh, yes, babe" was invented for?

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« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2012, 07:31:13 PM »

anyone into necrophilia?

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« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2012, 07:38:26 PM »

Skip the novocaine.

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