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« on: March 26, 2015, 08:14:55 PM »

Makes a wish, and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish and also make a wish of their own

Example:
Wish: I wish I were rich.
Response: Granted but your account is frozen (+wish)

Now, for the first wish:
I wish for a new house.
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2015, 09:48:24 PM »

Wish: wish for a new house
Response: Terrific, now for finding the land.

I wish I could find a personal trainer who was also a gentleman companion. :)

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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2015, 09:57:07 PM »

Granted, but the gent was arrested for embezzlement and put in jail for the next 10 years.

I wish to win the Power Ball lottery
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2015, 09:59:03 PM »

Fine, but 10 million others have the same numbers.

I wish it was raining.
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2015, 10:02:12 PM »

Granted, but the rain causes flash floods and mud slides

I wish to pen a novel that ends up on the top of all of the best seller lists.
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2015, 10:10:42 PM »

All right, but they pulled it that night due to the cover having a full frontal of the hero.

I wish I was out on this beautiful night in my convertible.
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2015, 10:23:17 PM »

Granted, but three miles into your drive, a tire deflates. 

I wish I could eat whatever I want without it affecting my health.
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2015, 06:51:26 PM »

Granted, but you don't have teeth.

I wish I could sleep only 2 hours at night and still feel rested.
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2015, 07:40:12 PM »



Granted, but you only get to sleep twice a week.


I wish I owned a private jet, and had a pilot and crew at my disposal.
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2015, 06:04:26 PM »

Okay, but you have no fuel.

I wish I could snap my fingers and be in St. Petersburg, Florida.

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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2015, 06:01:36 PM »

Granted, but you always materialize during a hurricane of epic proportions.

I wish I had a flock of companions catering to my every whim. 
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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2015, 10:51:33 PM »

Granted, but then you woke up from your dream.

I wish people who were nice to me were nice to others instead.
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2015, 10:16:32 PM »

Granted, as the cell block door slammed shut on your cell.

I wish the 2016 Presidential Primaries did not start till 2017.
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« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2015, 11:45:03 AM »

Granted, and you are now in charge of organizing a fair, multi-partison, fiscally efficient, respectful election process.


I wish I were paid twice as much for working half the time. Cuz, you know, more time and more money equals more companion tryst.  /cheerleader
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2015, 10:01:36 PM »

Granted, but a day is 6 hours, 3 hrs. = A.M. and 3 hrs. = P.M. no longer 24 hours.

I wish I had the same amount of paid holidays a governement worker has.

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