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« on: July 31, 2015, 12:27:34 AM »

Oh, hi. So, here we are, the introduction; my favorite part.

I LOVE the feeling you get when you meet someone for the first time; someone who *could* be important; someone who, god willing, *will* be important. I feel like that's what's happening here, right now, CDM. Let's do it!

When I meet someone new, my heart dances like its at a 70s disco The disco ball above us scattering light in your eyes, as my heart struts around to a groove only we can hear  My heart's cheesy, gold chains bouncing to the beat...

Yep. You heard me. My heart wears cheesy, gold chains. Its just who I am! (Or, rather, who my heart is)

Also, "who I am is a hard-working creative in New York City that moonlights as a straight-male companion. I was a starving artist once upon a time, and even though the starving" part of those days are gone, the tattoos still remain. (I'm covered in them.)

My favorite things in life are travel, secret West Village wine bars, sneaking on to rooftops for the perfect view of the city, sparkling wine, sparkling conversation, and cuddling. Fuck, I love cuddling

Oh, and I really-really love dumb jokes. For example

Why didnt the skeleton have fun at the party?

*Wait for it*

He had no-body to dance with.

So, hi. Its a pleasure to finally meet you, Concierge Du Monde. Lets dance.

Okay. Okay. If you cant dance at the moment, just tell me your favorite/dumbest joke instead. Im always looking for more to add to my collection!

- Paul V. 
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2015, 01:07:11 AM »

Welcome

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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2015, 03:59:43 AM »

Welcome aboard Paul.
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2015, 08:05:48 AM »

Welcome, Paul.
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2015, 08:43:59 AM »

Welcome,Paul.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer.
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2015, 10:14:58 AM »

Welcome

ASL

35/M/NYC:)
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2015, 10:15:33 AM »

Welcome,Paul.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer.

Brilliant! I love it.
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2015, 11:09:05 AM »

Welcome to the forum :)

Q: What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
A: Ouch!

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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2015, 02:58:35 PM »

Welcome aboard Paul!
Great introduction.  :)

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« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2015, 06:14:52 PM »

Welcome, Paul, hope you enjoy your stay in the forum.


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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2015, 08:41:26 PM »

Q: what does PH.D mean?
A: Permanent Head Damage. 

Probably because it takes so much fucking time to complete one and all those time spent hitting the wall with one's head in frustration.
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2015, 04:53:50 AM »

Welcome, Paul! 


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A: The second one.


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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2015, 04:57:15 AM »

Paul, welcome.

Q: A blonde and brunette of identical weight jump off a tall building. Who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde stops to ask for directions down
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« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2015, 09:54:47 AM »

Q: What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

A: The second one.

Practical.  ;D


Q: A blonde and brunette of identical weight jump off a tall building. Who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde stops to ask for directions down

I refrained from posting one of my stupid blond joke, but I'll add this one to my rpertoire.  Hehehe
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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2015, 09:07:57 PM »

Welcome, Paul.

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